Good Job, China.
September 23rd, 2008
I outsourced my business card printing to
China, hoping that they would be back by Sunday (see post below) and
they finally arrived! They are actually much classier-looking than I
though they'd be...
You can't really see it in the photo, but the monster and Richard Nixon
both have Spot UV printing, so they are shiny like a book cover. The
minimum order was for 300, and I estimate the readership of this site
to be about 20, so if you ever meet me I will probably give you like a
dozen business cards.
"Die,
Dracula, Die" Is Playing at the Edmonton Film Festival in one week!
September 21st, 2008
Holy
crap! I didn't mention this sooner because I was sick/not on the
internets, but on September 28th "Die Dracula Die" is going to play at
the 2008 Edmonton International Film Festival! At like a proper theatre
and everything. Plus, perhaps most terrifyingly of all, I am allowed to
do a director's Q&A. I actually did this last year too, for
"Frankenstein", but this year I intend to be drunk! Trust me, I am
funnier when I am drunk.
Anyway, they sent me an "Official Selection" decal, so now I am allowed
to do shit like this.....
I will let you know how it goes.
A
Scientific Study Into The Effects Of Prolonged Exposure Of Red Stripe
On Bipeds.
June 5th,
2008
(Also
pictured: A Toothpaste
For Dinner shirt.)
Willing Vandalism Into Existence.
June 4th,
2008
So
the place where I work is right across the street from a McDonalds.
Because it is not across the street from anything else, I end up going
to McDonalds way more than is good for a person (also known as AT ALL.)
A few weeks back I noticed that they had a sign that was optimistically
informing people about the deliciousness of their new burger, the Angus
Burger. Now, if your mind works the same way as my mind works, you will
have instantly seen the very peurile-but-still-funny joke that
immediately presents itself there. If, also like me you spend eight
hours a day with a giant Angus Burger sign directly in your field of
view, just begging to be defaced, but you don't have the means/balls to
climb up it and make the necessary adjustments yourself in broad
daylight, you too would be disheartened.
Then
yesterday, it finally happened...
It
doesn't happen very often, but sometimes the rest of the world is on
the exact same wavelength as I am.
Glorious.
Bonus
Cartoon.
May
22nd, 2008
To
kick off what is sure to be a rarely updated and shoddily presented
blog, here is a little bonus comic for you. It is a picture of a
monster breathing fire on a robot, which is retaliating by firing
pirates and ninjas at it. the image was specially designed to appeal to
the Internet. As you are reading this on the Internet, enjoy.
(Click for larger version.)
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